Joke Thread 4

[MikeJhn]

I have lead such a sheltered life.

 

[Geoff_S]

A friend recently sent me a picture of me when I was 24.

I can’t see that either!

 

[Doug B]

 

[artie]

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[Doug B]

 

[Cobbs]

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Think you're missing the point there...

In your head, try replacing the smokestacks with wind turbines.

 

[highwood122]

Nope, the image IS Joe Wicks, not John Wick

Joe Wicks : View attachment 180338 :

John WickView attachment 180339

where is lamp wick then

 

[Keith Cocker]

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Bollovks

 

[MikeJhn]

Think you're missing the point there...

In your head, try replacing the smokestacks with wind turbines.

And also in your head imagine the Diesel powered plant and vehicles to make and cast the concrete and transport the various parts to the site and erect and maintain them.

 

[artie]

Think you're missing the point there...

In your head, try replacing the smokestacks with wind turbines.

That's the problem, it's only happening in peoples heads.

 

[Phill05]

where is lamp wick then

High wick am

 

[Lard]

Jeeeeeeeeeeez........anyone got any jokes for a change?

 

[JAW911]

Jokes please…..and I think the Joe Wick ‘joke’ is done.

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[PhilTilson]

Seriously?...I've got drying paint to watch.

Just responding to a request from someone who obviously lacks your outstanding talents!

 

[imageel]

View attachment 180415

In similar vein I remember back in the day we introduced some network security devices that performed 2-factor authentication and each user was issued with slightly thicker then, but credit card sized token generators that produced a rolling set of 9 digits every 20 seconds.
I referred to them as Irish calculators since they had no buttons to press.
Needless to say one user who was issued one to use on a trip to our Singapore offices slipped it in his wallet and post-flight the screen had cracked so he couldn't use it....

 

[paulrbarnard]

And also in your head imagine the Diesel powered plant and vehicles to make and cast the concrete and transport the various parts to the site and erect and maintain them.

This reminds me of a Marillion album.

 

[Thingybob]

Nope, the image IS Joe Wicks, not John Wick

Joe Wicks : View attachment 180338 :

John WickView attachment 180339

Ok the posting didn't work back to jokes

 

[stuart little]

See what you make of this Stuart - a woman's face, a man's face or both?

View attachment 180351

Both!